I Hate Ready-made Suits, Button-down Collars, And

All I Want To Do, Ever, Is Play Chess.

That's What Chess Is All About. One Day You Give Your Opponent A Lesson, The Next Day He Gives You One

I Object To Being Called A Chess Genius Because I Consider Myself To Be An All Around Genius Who Just Happens To Play Chess, Which Is Rather Different. A Piece Of Garbage Like Kasparov Might Be Called A Chess Genius, But He's Like An Idiot Savant. Outside Of Chess He Knows Nothing.

They Asked Me What Year It Was, What Month It Was, Etc. I Easily Answered These Stupid Questions.

I Am Boring. I Am Boring!