That's What Chess Is All About. One

Sometimes Girls Write Me. One Girl In Yugoslavia Sent Me A Whole Slew Of Love Letters. I Don't Know How She Got My Address. She Was In A Crowd Watching Me Play. She Says When I Left There The Stars Fell Out Of The Sky Over Yugoslavia, Or Something Like That.

America Is Totally Under Control Of The Jews, You Know. I Mean, Look What They're Doing In Yugoslavia...

Every Chess Game Is Like Taking A Five-hour Final Exam.

I Don't Keep Any Close Friends. I Don't Keep Any Secrets. I Don't Need Friends. I Just Tell Everybody Everything, That's All.

Is It Against The Law To Kill A Reporter?