I Had A Confusing Relationship With My

If I See A Chapstick That I've Never Tried, I Have To Buy It. And Then Once That Door's Been Opened, I Have To Check The Whole Store To See If There Are More Chapsticks That I Don't Have.

I Just Got On Twitter Because There Was Some Mtv Film Blog That Quoted Me On Something Really Innocuous That I Supposedly Said On Twitter Before I Was Even On Twitter. So Then I Had To Get On Twitter To Say: 'this Is Me. I'm On Twitter. If There's Somebody Else Saying That They're Me On Twitter, They're Not.'

I Think There Are Rock Stars Within Every Subgenre, And For People Who Are Obsessed With Musical Theater Sutton Foster And Audra Macdonald Are Like Beyonce To Them. I'm Sure The A Cappella World Has Their Own Version Of That, And That Exists In Every Geeky Subculture.

I Had A Confusing Relationship With My Barbies, But I Love Trolls. I Tortured My Barbies.

I Feel Like If It's Not Scaring You, You're Doing It Wrong.