I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus,

Obviously I'm Not A Role Model For Impressionable Youth.

John Goodman Isn't Fat. He's In A Category Beyond Fat. What Does One Call It? Whalelike.

You Don't Know What A Rough Crowd Is. If All I Have To Do Is Go Make People Laugh, That's Nothing. Let Me Tell You What A Tough Crowd Is. A Tough Crowd Is Going To A Morning Service And You Got Six People There And You Gotta Pay Your House Payment. That's A Tough Crowd.

Well, Life Was Tough, But At Least I Was Able To Live It Out And I Was Able To Face Death And Not Be Afraid.

Everything Can Be Satirized.