I Found A Way For Her To

Historically, A Successful Life In Comedy Is A Dream That's As Equally Pondered And Unpursued As Being An Astronaut.

You Know How Screwed Up Censorship Is, Two Girls Just Agreed To Make Out Naked In Front Of Their Fathers, And We Went Wait, Don't Curse.

If Mike Tyson Was The Voice Of Your Gps, Would You Ever Not Use It?

A Weekend In Vegas Without Gambling And Drinking Is Just Like Being A Born-again Christian.

Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of My Life.