I Fart In Your General Direction.

Bring Out... The Comfy Chair!!!!

My Philosophy, Like Color Television, Is All There In Black And White.

Death Can Really Absorb A Person. Lik Most People, I Would Find It Pleasant Not To Have To Go, But You Just Accept That It's More Or Less Inevitable.

Tis But A Scratch!" "a Scratch? Your Arm's Off!" "no It Isn't." "then What's That?" "oh Come On, Pansy!

One, Two, ... Five!" "three, My Lord.