Bring Out... The Comfy Chair!!!!

At That Time, A Friend Shall Lose His Friend's Hammer, And The Young Shall Not Know Where Lieth The Things Possessed By Their Fathers That Their Fathers Put There Only Just The Night Before.

There Is No Cannibalism In The British Navy, Absolutely None. And When I Say None, I Mean There Is A Certain Amount, More Than I Personally Admit.

No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition! Our Chief Weapon Is Surprise, Fear And Surprise; Two Chief Weapons, Fear, Surprise, And Ruthless Efficiency! Er, Among Our Chief Weapons Are: Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency, And Near Fanatical Devotion To The Pope! Um, I'll Come In Again.

I Mean, If I Went 'round Saying I Was An Emperor, Just Because Some Moistened Bint Had Lobbed A Scimitar At Me, They'd Put Me Away!

One Thing For Sure - A Sheep Is Not A Creature Of The Air.