One Thing For Sure - A Sheep

When Beethoven Went Deaf, The Mynah Bird Just Used To Mime.

Nudge, Nudge. Snap, Snap. Grin, Grin. Wink, Wink, Say No More? Could Be, Could Be Taken On Holiday. Could Be Yes - Swimming Costumes. Know What I Mean. Candid Photography. Know What I Mean, Nudge Nudge.

When Danger Reared Its Ugly Head, He Bravely Turned His Tail And Fled.

In 1945, Peace Broke Out. It Was The End Of The Joke. Joke Warfare Was Banned At A Special Session Of The Geneva Convention, And In 1950 The Last Remaining Copy Of The Joke Was Laid To Rest Here In The Berkshire Countryside, Never To Be Told Again.

One, Two, ... Five!" "three, My Lord.