I Don't Want To Be A Spokesman

Well, I'm A 14 Handicap. Anyone Who Golfs Knows What That Means.

I Don't Want To Be A Spokesman For Family Values, But That's The Way My Standup Is Perceived.

For The Sake Of Your Marriage, Get A King-size Bed. And If You Really Want To Stay Married, Get Two.

I Do Know Its Important To Keep The Romantic Spark Alive In Your Marriage. But With Four Kids, Sometimes It's Enough Just To Keep Yourself Alive.

My Theory Has Always Been That Everyone In Show Business Is There Because They Were Deprived Of Some Attention As A Child.