I Don't Want To Be A Hero,

International Rock Star - Gravy Maker Extraordinaire.

My Stay In Camp Betty Was The Longest I'd Been Without Drink Or Drugs In My Adult Life. [...] At First, They Put Me In A Room With A Guy Who Owned A Bowling Alley, But He Snored Like An Asthmatic Horse, So I Moved And Ended Up With A Depressive Mortician. [...] The Mortician Snored Even Louder Than The Bowling Alley Guy - He Was Like A Moose With A Tracheotomy.

I’m A Lunatic By Nature, And Lunatics Don’t Need Training – They Just Are.

I Was Always Apologizing For Yesterday's Behavior And I Got Tired Of It. I Feel It's Good Being Straight. As I Did When I First Got High. It's A High To Be Straight Because I Was Getting Loaded Every Day.

I Couldn't Be A Royal. It's Like Living In A Supersonic Goldfish Bowl.