I’m A Lunatic By Nature, And Lunatics

They Teach You How To Handle Life In England, But They Don’t Teach You A Thing About Death. There’s No Book Telling You What To Do When Your Mum Or Dad Dies.

I Couldn't Be A Royal. It's Like Living In A Supersonic Goldfish Bowl.

Maybe It's Not Too Late To Learn How To Love And Forget How To Hate.

The Jesus Freaks Were The Worst. While The ‘suicide Solution’ Case Was Going Through The Courts They Followed Me Around Everywhere. They Would Picket My Shows With Signs That Read, ‘the Anti-christ Is Here’. And They’d Always Be Chanting: ‘put Satan Behind You! Put Jesus In Front Of You!’ One Time, I Made My Own Sign – A Smiley Face With The Words ‘have A Nice Day’ – And Went Out And Joined Them. They Didn’t Even Notice. Then, Just As The Gig Was About To Start, I Put Down The Sign, Said, ‘see Ya, Guys,’ And Went Back To My Dressing Room.

Life's Not All About Money.