I Don't Want Someone Shoving His Views

Now, For My Younger Viewers Out There, A Book Is Something We Used To Have Before The Internet. It’s Sort Of A Blog For People With Attention Spans.

If Poor People Want Food Stamps, They Should Become Massive Corporations.

Never Throw Caution To The Wind. It Could Whip Back Into Your Eyes And Blind You.

America Used To Live By The Motto "father Knows Best." Now We're Lucky If "father Knows He Has Children." We've Become A Nation Of Sperm Donors And Baby Daddies.

Protect Yourself From Muslim Vampires By Making Your Neck Non-halal.