I Don't Think Anything Might Have Been.

I Tend To Be Rather Inconsequential And Trail Off.

I Should Like A Parsley Sandwich. To The Best Of My Knowledge They Are Not In Season.

Having Got Into Bed And Turned Out The Light, I Quietly Burst Into Tears Because I Am Not A Good Person. As They Came And Went For Some Minutes, I Was Concerned With The Words Following 'because' In The Previous Sentence, Rewriting Them Over And Over In My Head Until They Seemed To Be As Close To The Truth As It Was Possible For Me To Make Them.

I Realize That Homosexuality Is A Serious Problem For Anyone Who Is - But Then, Of Course, Heterosexuality Is A Serious Problem For Anyone Who Is, Too. And Being A Man Is A Serious Problem And Being A Woman Is, Too. Lots Of Things Are Problems.

This Is The Theory… That Anything That Is Art… Is Presumably About Some Certain Thing, But Is Really Always About Something Else, And It’s No Good Having One Without The Other, Because If You Just Have The Something It Is Boring And If You Just Have The Something Else It’s Irritating.