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Tv's Tony Snow Becomes The White House Press Secretary. How Will He Make The Difficult Transition From Fox News Reporter To Republican Apologist? ... Mr. President, It Is Time To Hire The Folks Who've Never Let You Down. Limbaugh At Health And Human Services. Hannity At State. Then Give Rummy The Medal Of Freedom And Install Bill O'reilly As Secretary Of Defense. Only Problem, You Might Find Yourself Invading Vermont. And I'll Replace Chertoff At Homeland Security. The Man's Done Nothing To Control The Bear Population.

Never Throw Caution To The Wind. It Could Whip Back Into Your Eyes And Blind You.

The Only Thing That Gets Me High Is The Musky Scent Of My Enemy's Fear

If You Are A Hermaphrodite, It Is Physically Impossible To Be Gay.

Status Is Always Ripe For Satire, Status Is Always Good For Comedy.