I Don't See The Future As Bright,

Every Time Someone Says, 'you Know, We Really Ought To Get Together,' If I Were Really Honest, I Would Ask 'why?'

I Like When The Ice Gets Thin, The Going Gets Rough, The Guests Get Edgy.

Chris Matthews Can't Start Any Sentence Without 'let Me Ask You This... ' And I Love Chris Matthews! But Almost Everybody In Journalism Does It. Who's Stopping You? Just Say It!

Every Time I Nostalgically Try To Regain My Liking Of John Mccain, He Reaches Into His Sleaze Bag And Pulls Out Something Malodorous.

Can You Picture Yourself At The Age 60 Doing What You Do Now?