I Like When The Ice Gets Thin,

You Can, After All, Reduce The Reasons For Watching Tv To But Two: To Be Lulled, And To Be Stimulated. Some People Do One Sometimes, The Other Sometimes. Some People Do All Of One Or All Of The Other.

Electronic Devices Dislike Me. There Is Never A Day When Something Isn't Ailing.

Anything Seen On Tv Is, In A Subtle And Sinister Sense, Thereby Endorsed.

It's A Rare Person Who Wants To Hear What He Doesn't Want To Hear.

Commercials Are Not The Only Exposure That Obesity Gets On Tv. It Is By No Means A Rarity On The Wonderful Judge Judy's Show When Both Plaintiff And Accused All But Literally Fill The Screen.