I Don't Like Animation. I Hate Animation,

Writers Tend To Suffer From Back Problems Because They Spend Their Time Bent Over A Desk.

Pattycake, Pattycake, Baker's Man; Good Morning, Madam, I'm A Psychiatrist

I Pay Taxes In Three Countries, But Can't Vote In Any Of Them.

Life Doesn't Make Any Sense, And We All Pretend It Does. Comedy's Job Is To Point Out That It Doesn't Make Sense, And That It Doesn't Make Much Difference Anyway.

I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be Dinner Time.