There's Animals Like Us Existing And Thinking

My Father, Who Was A Sergeant In The Raf During The Second World War, Was Killed In A Hitchhiking Accident While Returning Home On Compassionate Leave. As A Result, My Mother Had To Get Work, As A Nurse, And At Seven The Raf Put Me Into A Boarding School And Ex-orphanage Called The Royal Wolverhampton School.

I Pay Taxes In Three Countries, But Can't Vote In Any Of Them.

I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be Dinner Time.

Bear In Mind The Simple Rule, X Squared To The Power Of Two Minus Five Over The Seven Point Eight Three Times Nineteen Is Approximately Equal To The Cube Root Of Mcc Squared Divided By X Minus A Quarter Of A Third Percent. Keep That In Mind, And You Can't Go Very Far Wrong.

The Dreadful Thing About Getting Older Is You Cry At The Drop Of A Hat.