I Don't Know What Humor Is.

Under Capitalism Man Exploits Man; Under Socialism The Reverse Is True.

Of Course Nothing Is Ever Done About A [presidential] Commission Report, Except, They Say, Once A Man At The State Prison For The Criminally Insane Actually Read One Once Clear Through. Then He Did Something About It. He Made A Bonfire That Lasted A Week.

You Got To Do More Than Just Live In The Country To Be A Farmer.

Bankers Are Likeable Rascals. Now That We Are All Wise To 'em, It's Been Shown That They Don't Know Any More About Finances Than The Rest Of Us Know About Our Businesses... Which Has Proved To Be Nothing.

Farmers Have About Given Up Hope Of Getting Farm Relief And Have Decided To Fertilize Instead.