You Got To Do More Than Just

This Would Be A Great World To Dance In If We Didn’t Have To Pay The Fiddler.

Take The Diplomacy Out Of War And The Thing Would Fall Flat In A Week.

You Could Transfer Congress Over To Run Standard Oil Or General Motors, And They Would Have Both Things Bankrupt In Two Years.

We Cuss Congress, And We Joke About 'em, But They Are All Good Fellows At Heart, And If They Wasn't In Congress, Why, They Would Be Doing Something Else Against Us That Might Be Even Worse.

Will Rogers Used To Say He Wouldn't Run For President No Matter How Badly The Country Needed A Comedian.