I Don't Know How You Feel About

Women Want Men, Careers, Money, Children, Friends, Luxury, Comfort, Independence, Freedom, Respect, Love, And A Three-dollar Pantyhose That Won't Run.

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.

My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.

Keep At Least One Window Pane Clean To Check The Weather. Once When I Didn't Do This I Sent The Kids Off With Umbrellas For Six Weeks Straight.

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.