I Don't Fall Into The Category Of

Writing Songs, That's What Gets Me Going. Not The Drugs Or The Sex Or The Rock'n'roll Behaviour, It's The Music.

Gold And Silver And Sunshine Is Rising Up.

I Can Make Going To The Dry-cleaners Last An Entire Day, And The Dry Cleaners Might Be 150 Yards From My Front Door. You Might Find It Hard To Believe, But I Am Bone-idle Lazy.

I Do All The Work So It's Only Right That I Should Get The Most Money. Plus I Am The Most Handsome.

I Did Drugs For 18 Years And I Never Got That Bad As To Say, 'you Know What? I Think The Kaiser Chiefs Are Brilliant.'