I Don't Do Damsel In Distress Very

I Still Eat A Burger At A Counter With Ketchup Dripping Down My Face.

I Don't Do Damsel In Distress Very Well. It's Hard For Me To Play A Victim.

Contrary To Popular Belief, I'm Not Promiscuous. There Does Seem To Be A Mistaken Belief Out There That I Am Sexually Available Somehow — Which Is Not To Say That I'm Not Open-minded About Sex.

I Don't Want To Be The Ingenue Anymore. It's Nice To Be Glamorous, But I Don't Want To Always Be An Object Of Desire. Because It Doesn't Last.

I'm Terrified To Ride A Bike In A City - And I Grew Up Riding Bikes In The City. I've Just Heard Enough Stories - I Have Enough Friends Who've Been Hit By Taxicabs And Things.