I Don't Care What Kind It Is,

We Don't Come Here For Our Health. We Can Think Of Other Ways Of Enjoying Ourselves.

Anyone Who Is Concerned About His Dignity Would Be Well Advised To Keep Away From Horses.

If Anyone Has A New Idea In This Country, There Are Twice As Many People Who Keep Putting A Man With A Red Flag In Front Of It.

[after Accepting A Gift From A Kenyan Woman] You Are A Woman, Aren't You?

They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got One In My Bathroom And Every Time I Run My Bath The Steam Sets It Off.