They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got

I Don't Claim To Have Any Special Interest In Natural History, But As A Boy I Was Made Aware Of The Annual Fluctuations In The Number Of Game Animals And The Need To Adjust The Cull To The Size Of The Surplus Population.

Constitutionally I Don't Exist.

I Just Wonder What It Would Be Like To Be Reincarnated In An Animal Whose Species Had Been So Reduced In Numbers Than It Was In Danger Of Extinction. What Would Be Its Feelings Toward The Human Species Whose Population Explosion Had Denied It Somewhere To Exist. I Must Confess That I Am Tempted To Ask For Reincarnation As A Particularly Deadly Virus.

Aren't Most Of You Descended From Pirates?

If You Stay Here Much Longer You'll All Be Slitty-eyed.