I Do Not Read A Book; I

Football: A Sport That Bears The Same Relation To Education That Bullfighting Does To Agriculture.

Writers Seldom Write The Things They Think. They Simply Write The Things They Think Other Folks Think They Think.

The More One Knows, The More One Simplifies.

It Is Easy To Get Everything You Want, Provided You First Learn To Do Without The Things You Cannot Get.

A Man Is As Good As He Has To Be, And A Woman Is As Bad As She Dares