Writers Seldom Write The Things They Think.

When Trouble Comes, Wise Men Take To Their Work; Weak Men Take To The Woods.

If You Suffer, Thank God! It Is A Sure Sign That You Are Alive.

Tragedy And Comedy Are Simply Questions Of Value; A Little Misfit In Life Makes Us Laugh; A Great One Is Tragedy And Cause For Expression Of Grief.

The Inspirations Of Today Are The Shams Of Tomorrow The Purpose Has Departed.

As A Career, The Business Of An Orthodox Preacher Is About As Successful As That Of A Celluloid Dog Chasing An Asbestos Cat Through Hell.