I Can't Write At Night. For Me,

I Can't Write At Night. For Me, I'm Programmed To Believe That Nighttime Is For Relaxation.

I Am A Karaoke Purist And I Don't Like That. I Don't Think It's Enough For You To Just Be There With Your Friends Singing. I Think You Need To Be In Front Of A Crowd Of Hostile Strangers For It To Truly Count.

This Is For The Writers. I Want To Thank All The Writers. I Especially Want To Thank My Fellow Nominees Because I Worship You Guys And I'm Learning From You Every Day.

You Know, I Did Not Like Being Famous. It Was A Stressful And Ugly Time, And I'm Glad It's Over.

I Had Written The Script For Juno And Apparently Steven Spielberg Had Read It. I Can't Just Call Him Steven, That's Weird... Mr. Spielberg Had Read It And He Liked It. He Asked Me If I Would Write This Television Show For Him And I Said, 'yeah!'