I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All

Well, I'm Not Good With Sliminess. I Hate The Thought Of Creatures That Have Slime On Them Or Creatures That Leave A Slimy Trail. At Home, The Sight Of A Slug Can Bring Up My Breakfast.

The Only Way To Go On Holiday Is With Your Expectations At Ground Level. Convince Yourself Before You Go That The Weather's Going To Be Dreadful And There Will Be Nylon Sheets. You'll Then Be Pleasantly Surprised.

I Am Very Short-sighted, And If I Don't Like A Situation I Take My Glasses Off.

I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All Snobby About Reality Tv.

I've Never Been Prudish.