I Can't Sing, But I Know How

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She Stopped The Show - But Then The Show Wasn't Traveling Very Fast.

Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking At.

It's Like This, Dear Boy, The One In Front Is Blind And The Kind One Behind Is Pushing Him.