I Can't Do That. I'm Already The

And For You Kids Watching At Home, Remember, The Less Homework You Do And The Closer You Sit To The Tv, The More Points You Get.

Nothing's Funny About Someone Who's Successful.

I Used To Go To The Cleveland Comedy Club All The Time. If There Was A Comic I Liked, I'd Go See Him Two Or Three Times That Week. Bob Saget Was One Of Those Guys.

But I Don't Want To Lose Touch With Things Like Eating In Bob's Big Boy.

I'd Buy Joke Books And Try Doing Them At School; I Always Had Jokes. That Would Be My Go-to Thing At Parties: I'd Be Able To Get Through Them If I Just Told Enough Jokes. Otherwise, I Wouldn't End Up Talking To Anybody.