I Can't Cook To Save My Life

I Can't Cook To Save My Life But I Can Bake A Flour-less Chocolate-hazelnut Tort With A Spicy Caramel Sauce.

Every Time I Talk To A Fancy Journalist And They Ask What I Do In My Free Time My Scumbag Brain Goes 'say Masturbate, It'll Be Hilarious'.

My Parents Got Married Late And They Had Kids Late, So I Never Felt A Social Or Cultural Thing To Be Married Or Pregnant Or A Homeowner By A Certain Age.

One Of The Surprises Of Being A Grown-up Is Embracing The Fact That You See Your Friends When You Are Both Available. It's Not Like You Hang Out All The Time.... It's Just The Reality.

I Think A Gentleman Is Someone Who Holds The Comfort Of Other People Above Their Own. The Instinct To Do That Is Inside Every Good Man, I Believe. The Rules About Opening Doors And Buying Dinner And All Of That Other 'gentleman' Stuff Is A Chess Game, Especially These Days.