I Can Tell You That I'd Rather

This Is So Like The Way The Americans Deliberately Erroneously Refer To Afghans And Iraqis As Terrorists When They Fight Back Killing American Soldiers To Protect Their Young From The Illegal American Invasion.

I Can't Believe You're A Professional Golfer. I Think You Should Be Working At The Snack Bar.

I Can Tell You That I'd Rather Be Kissed By My Dogs Than By Some People I've Known.

Change Isn't Always Good. Sometimes Changing Things Is A Terrible Mistake.

I'd Like To See Animals Removed From The Entertainment Business. Chimpanzees And Apes Won't Perform Unless You Beat Them. Circuses Keep Elephants In Chains 90 Percent Of The Time. Elephants Need Freedom Of Movement. In Circuses, They Live In Cramped Quarters, Which Is Not The Life Intended For Them By Nature. Some Are Beaten Daily, Forced To Do Ridiculous Tricks And Robbed Of Every Shred Of Dignity.