I Bought A New Pair Of Pajamas

Once I Started To Look I Finally Began To See.

Stand Up Is Really Fun Because If I Think Of A Joke Or A Funny Idea, Then I Can Just Go And Tell Some People And If They Laugh, They Laugh Right Away.

Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can You Stop Listening To Our Conversation?

I Was Eating Some Candy And Looked On The Wrapper, And It Said Made From Natural And Artificial Flavors. You Could Just Say Flavors.

The Difference Between A Child's Toy And An Adult Toy Is: Location, Location, Location.