I Believe There's 31 Flavors To Be

I'm Never The Kind Of Person Who's Sitting At Home Reading The Charts And Basing How I Feel About Myself Or Even My Career On Stats. I've Always Based It On, 'am I Doing The Best That I Can Do?'

A Lot Of People Have Problems With Public Confrontation, But It Doesn't Worry Me At All. I Can Handle Myself. I Know My Martial Arts.

I Don't Try To Be Candy Coated. I Don't Try To Walk On Eggshells. I Am What I Am. Love Me Or Hate Me.

I'm Taking My Rats. Those Are My Friends For The Tour. Thelma And Louise. They're So Cute.

I Sing My Life. It's Like I'm Having Group Therapy 350 Days A Year, And The People Who Come To The Show Get That, And They're There For That - Whether It's To Be Lifted Up, Or To Be Lifted Out, Or Just Entertained Or Inspired, Or To Feel Not So Alone.