I'm Never The Kind Of Person Who's

Gotta Get Up And Try.

My Life Was Once Whiskey, Tears And Cigarettes... Now It's Snot, Tears And A Color Of Poop. Bliss. I Do Miss The Whiskey, Though.

I Look At Willow And She's So Naughty And Fiery, And I'm Not Going To Take Any Of Her Fierceness Personally - My Mom Took All Of My Behavior Personally. Everything I Did, She Thought It Was An Act Of Rebellion Against Her. But It Was Just Me Being Me. And That's Something I Want To Post On Every Mirror In My House: This Is Not About You!

Dr. Maggie Dinome Was Given The Duke Award For Her Tireless Efforts And Stellar Contributions To The Eradication Of Cancer. But Unfortunately My Weight Seems Much More Important To Some Of You. While I Will Admit The Dress Didn't Photograph As Well As It Did In My Kitchen, I Will Also Admit I Felt Very Pretty. In Fact, I Feel Beautiful.

My Parents Divorced, And I Didn't Have Much Of A Daddy Growing Up.