I Believe That Religion, Generally Speaking, Has

No Married Man Is Genuinely Happy If He Has To Drink Worse Whisky Than He Used To Drink When He Was Single.

New York: A Third-rate Babylon.

Here Is Tragedy - And Here Is America. For The Curse Of The Country, As Well Of All Democracies, Is Precisely The Fact That It Treats Its Best Men As Enemies. The Aim Of Our Society, If It May Be Said To Have An Aim, Is To Iron Them Out. The Ideal American, In The Public Sense, Is A Respectable Vacuum.

Looking For An Honest Politician Is Like Looking For An Ethical Burglar.

The Older I Grow The More I Distrust The Familiar Doctrine That Age Brings Wisdom.