No Married Man Is Genuinely Happy If

No Democratic Delusion Is More Fatuous Than That Which Holds That All Men Are Capable Of Reason, And Hence Susceptible To Conversion By Evidence. If Religions Depended Upon Evidence For Their Prolongation, Then All Of Them Would Collapse.

Never Drink If You've Got Any Work To Do. Never.

Writing Does For Me What Giving Milk Does For A Cow.

Sunday Is A Day Given Over By Americans To Wishing That The Themselves Were Dead And In Heaven, And That Their Neighbors Were Dead And In Hell.

A Professor Must Have A Theory As A Dog Must Have Fleas.