I Became A Cook So I Could

The Worst Food You'll Ever Eat Will Probably Be Prepared By A 'cook' Who Calls Himself A 'chef.' Mark My Words.

I Keep The "thundercats" Thermos Safely In The Kitchen.

The Stubby French Painter Toulouse-lautrec Supposedly Invented Chocolate Mousse - I Find That Rather Hard To Believe, But There You Have It.

Recipe Writers Hate To Write About Heat. They Despise It. Because There Aren't Proper Words For Communicating What Should Be Done With It.

If My Wife Made Childhood Obesity Her Mission And I Signed A Law Making 1/8 Cup Of Tomato Paste A Vegetable, I'd Be Sleeping On The Sofa.