I Am So Out Of The Loop.

Victoria Beckham Is So Nasty, Why Doesn't She Just Go Home?! Her Dresses Are Beautiful, But I Don't Care What She Does. She's Mean To All The People Around Her. She's Too Short To Be A Diva. We All Use The Same Hairdressers, Make-up Artists, Limo-drivers And Greeters At The Airports In La And Nobody Has Anything Nice To Say About Her. They Say She's Rude. She Can't Always Just Be Having A Bad Day.

Oprah Winfrey Is So Powerful That She Had The Rapture Postponed Until After Her Final Show Airs.

I Once Dated A Guy So Dumb He Could Not Count To 21 Unless He Was Naked

At My Funeral, I Want Meryl Streep Crying In Five Different Accents.

With Age Comes Wisdom. You Don't Need Big Boobs To Be Feminine. Look At Liberace.