I Always Say That 'futurama' Is Real,

You Should Listen To Your Heart, And Not The Voices In Your Head.

If Something Is Too Hard To Do, Then It's Not Worth Doing. You Just Stick That Guitar In The Closet Next To Your Shortwave Radio, Your Karate Outfit And Your Unicycle And We'll Go Inside And Watch Tv.

If People Only Knew How Much I Secretly Hated Them, They'd Love Me For Holding It In.

Everybody Doesn't Have To Get Every Joke. People Really Appreciate Not Being Condescended To.

Being A Good Embalmer Is A Thankless Job.