Being A Good Embalmer Is A Thankless

When You Do Things Right, People Won't Be Sure You've Done Anything At All.

When I Look At The Smiles On All The Children's Faces...i Just Know They're About To Jab Me With Something.

As Astute Followers Of 'life In Hell' Will Notice, Akbar And Jeff Wear The Same Striped T-shirt As Charlie Brown. 'peanuts' Was Very Important To Me.

I Judge My Life By How Miserable It Used To Be. If I Could Pay My Rent, I Was Deliriously Happy. Now I'm Deliriously Happy All The Time.

'the Simpsons' Is An Especially Collaborative Show.