Humor Is The Harmony Of The Heart.

Wishes, At Least, Are The Easy Pleasures Of The Poor.

He Was So Benevolent, So Merciful A Man That, In His Mistaken Passion, He Would Have Held An Umbrella Over A Duck In A Shower Of Rain.

Fix Yourself Upon The Wealthy. In A Word, Take This For A Golden Rule Through Life: Never, Never Have A Friend That Is Poorer Than Yourself.

Habitual Intoxication Is The Epitome Of Every Crime.

Religion Is In The Heart, Not In The Knees.