Humor Is The Harmony Of The Heart.

Some People Are So Fond Of Ill Luck That They Run Halfway To Meet It.

A Conservative Is A Man Who Will Not Look At The New Moon Out Of Respect For That 'ancient Institution' The Old One.

If Slander Be A Snake, It Is A Winged One - It Flies As Well As Creeps.

Fix Yourself Upon The Wealthy. In A Word, Take This For A Golden Rule Through Life: Never, Never Have A Friend That Is Poorer Than Yourself.

Modesty Is A Bright Dish-cover, Which Makes Us Fancy There Is Something Very Nice Underneath It.