If Slander Be A Snake, It Is

Fortunes Made In No Time Are Like Shirts Made In No Time; It's Ten To One If They Hang Long Together.

A Piece Of Simple Goodness--a Letter Gushing From The Heart; A Beautiful Unstudied Vindication Of The Worth And Untiring Sweetness Of Human Nature--a Record Of The Invulnerability Of Man, Armed With High Purpose, Sanctified By Truth.

Grumblers Deserve To Be Operated Upon Surgically; Their Trouble Is Usually Chronic.

That Man Is Thought A Dangerous Knave, Or Zealot Plotting Crime, Who For Advancement Of His Kind Is Wiser Than His Time.

As For The Brandy, "nothing Extenuate"; And The Water, Put Nought In In Malice.