How Would Trump Travel As President? Obviously,

The Hillary Team Is Driving Around In A Van. Sometimes People Get Those Gag Bumper Stickers Put On Their Van. Hillary Has One On Her Van, And It Says, 'if This Van's Rockin', I'm Deleting Emails.'

How Would Trump Travel As President? Obviously, He'd Use Hair Force One.

I Cannot Sing, Dance Or Act; What Else Would I Be But A Talk Show Host.

Number One: Don't Frisk Me. Don't Hurt Me Physically. Don't Get Anywhere Near My Neck. And Don't Call Me Regis.

This Isn't Brain Surgery; It's Just Television.