How Success Changes The Opinion Of Men!

Idleness, Ennui, Noise, Mischief, Riot, And A Nameless Train Of Mistaken Notions Of Pleasure, Are Often Classed, In A Young Man's Mind, Under The General Head Of Liberty.

The Bore Is Usually Considered A Harmless Creature, Or Of That Class Of Irrationa Bipeds Who Hurt Only Themselves.

Business Was His Aversion; Pleasure Was His Business.

The Bore Is Good For Promoting Sleep; But Though He Causeth Sleep In Others, It Is Uncertain Whether He Ever Sleeps Himself; As Few Can Keep Awake In His Company Long Enough To See. It Is Supposed That When He Sleeps It Is With His Mouth Open.

Let The Sexes Mutually Forgive Each Other Their Follies; Or, What Is Much Better, Let Them Combine Their Talents For Their General Advantage.