The Bore Is Usually Considered A Harmless

I've A Great Fancy To See My Own Funeral Afore I Die.

Our Pleasures In Literature Do Not, I Think, Decline With Age; Last 1st Of January Was My Eighty-second Birthday, And I Think That I Had As Much Enjoyment From Books As I Ever Had In My Life.

A Straight Line Is The Shortest Possible Line Between Any Two Points - An Axiom Equally True In Morals As In Mathematics.

The Bore Is Good For Promoting Sleep; But Though He Causeth Sleep In Others, It Is Uncertain Whether He Ever Sleeps Himself; As Few Can Keep Awake In His Company Long Enough To See. It Is Supposed That When He Sleeps It Is With His Mouth Open.

When The Mind Is Full Of Any One Subject, That Subject Seems To Recur With Extraordinary Frequency - It Appears To Pursue Or To Meet Us At Every Turn: In Every Conversation That We Hear In Every Book We Open, In Every Newspaper We Take Up, The Reigning Idea Recurs; And Then We Are Surprised, And Exclaim At These Wonderful Coincidences.