Honest Men Love Women; Those Who Deceive

Calumniate, Calumniate; There Will Always Be Something Which Sticks.

I Quickly Laugh At Everything For Fear Of Having To Cry.

Plays, Gentlemen, Are To Their Authors What Children Are To Women: They Cost More Pain Than They Give Pleasure.

Honest Men Love Women; Those Who Deceive Them Adore Them.

Be Commonplace And Creeping And You'll Be A Success.