Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They

Military Intelligence Is A Contradiction In Terms.

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.

Life Is A Whim Of Several Billion Cells To Be You For A While

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'

A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.