He Was So Learned That He Could

I Am In The Prime Of Senility.

Many A Man Thinks He Is Buying Pleasure, When He Is Really Selling Himself To It.

In Prosperous Fortunes Be Modest And Wise, The Greatest May Fall, And The Lowest May Rise: But Insolent People That Fall In Disgrace, Are Wretched And Nobody Pities Their Case.

Love, Cough, & A Smoke, Can't Well Be Hid.

Believe None Of What You Hear And Half Of What You See.